Saturday, November 14, 2009

Who loves Brad Paisley's new song "Online"?

work down at the pizza pit


And I drive and old Hundai


I still live with my mom and dad


I 5'3 and overweight





I'm a Sci-fi fantatic


Mild athsmatic


Never been to 2nd base


But there's a whole nother me


That you need to see


Go check out MySpace





Cause online I'm down in Hollywood


I'm 6'5 and I look damn good


I drive a Mazarati


I'm a black belt in Karate


And I love a good glass of wine





It turns girls on that I'm mysterious


I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious


Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way


Chat with two women at one time





I'm so much cooler online


So much cooler online





I get home, I kiss my mom


And she fixes me a snack


I head down to my basement bedroom


And fire up the mac





In real life, the only time I


Ever even been to LA


Was when I got the chance with the marching band


To play tuba in the Rose Parade.





Online I live in Malibu


I posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ


I'm single and I'm rich


And I got a set of six pack abs that'll blow your mind





It turns girls on that I'm mysterious


I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious


Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way


Chat with two women at one time





I'm so much cooler online


Yeah I'm cooler online





When you got my kinda stacks, it's hard to get a date


Let alone a real girlfriend


But I grow another foot


And I lose a bunch of weight everytime I log in





Online I'm out in Hollywood


I'm 6'5 and I look damn good


Even on a slow day, I can have a three way


Chat with two women at one time





I'm so much cooler online


Yeah I'm cooler online


I'm so much cooler online


Yeah I'm cooler online

Who loves Brad Paisley's new song "Online"?
I haven't heard it yet, but those lyrics are so true! That's what bugs me when people say they met the love of their life online, but they haven't even met them in person! You don't know who you're talking to!
Reply:I love it. Have you ever seen the video for it?
Reply:Yes I Like It! It's funny and a good song :) BRAD PAISLEY ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:LOL...thats hilarious....is taht really a song?





i know so many ppl that fit that!
Reply:its a pretty good song. im not into country that much anymore though.
Reply:its ok
Reply:not me--dude those lyrics SUCK. thats what bugs me about people...they don't even realize what the lyrics are about...just the music sounds good. grr.
Reply:ok

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