work down at the pizza pit
And I drive and old Hundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I 5'3 and overweight
I'm a Sci-fi fantatic
Mild athsmatic
Never been to 2nd base
But there's a whole nother me
That you need to see
Go check out MySpace
Cause online I'm down in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
I drive a Mazarati
I'm a black belt in Karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online
I get home, I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up the mac
In real life, the only time I
Ever even been to LA
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade.
Online I live in Malibu
I posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I got a set of six pack abs that'll blow your mind
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
When you got my kinda stacks, it's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot
And I lose a bunch of weight everytime I log in
Online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day, I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
Who loves Brad Paisley's new song "Online"?
I haven't heard it yet, but those lyrics are so true! That's what bugs me when people say they met the love of their life online, but they haven't even met them in person! You don't know who you're talking to!
Reply:I love it. Have you ever seen the video for it?
Reply:Yes I Like It! It's funny and a good song :) BRAD PAISLEY ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:LOL...thats hilarious....is taht really a song?
i know so many ppl that fit that!
Reply:its a pretty good song. im not into country that much anymore though.
Reply:its ok
Reply:not me--dude those lyrics SUCK. thats what bugs me about people...they don't even realize what the lyrics are about...just the music sounds good. grr.
Reply:ok
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